boundunbound:

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

realest thing i’ve ever read

truth

Living with an incompetent person

Ugh there’s nothing worst than living with a 29 year old BOY (cousin) who can’t take care of HIS shit and isn’t responsible for his shit nor his own family.. Stupid ass good for nothing piece of shit who will end up alone!

#Petpeeve

andryushacx:

nbcnightlynews:

BREAKING NEWS: Joan Rivers has died at age 81, her daughter announces 

She went out the way she lived. In surgery.
(She would have wanted us to make insensitive jokes about her. Calm down.)


LOL

andryushacx:

nbcnightlynews:

BREAKING NEWS: Joan Rivers has died at age 81, her daughter announces

She went out the way she lived. In surgery.

(She would have wanted us to make insensitive jokes about her. Calm down.)

LOL

Da fuck

The fact that beyonce ticket is more expensive than the France vs Spain euro game ?????????

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And people that wishes her hbd ? BYE WE ARENT FRIENDS.

#yepiamabeyhivehater

What do I do when I’m hungry?  Take a picture and hope that food appears right after this selfie.

What do I do when I’m hungry? Take a picture and hope that food appears right after this selfie.

I can’t..

Ummmmmmm after a year I just found out that one of my closest gal hooked up with a friend of ours in which she helped her turn bisexual 😫😩

My friends… I tell ya. But still A YEAR TO.TELL ME THIIS😔

No no no. This right here should be banned. #Fashionpolice

No no no. This right here should be banned. #Fashionpolice

Uhhhh I just finished watching the fault in our stars and I thought it was one of the worst movies I’ve watched.  

I didn’t cry a single bit and it was sooooooooooo predictable. 

I just found my ex- SEXY instructor

I just want to thank social network for making the word stalking much acceptable and easy to find someone in the 21th century!

Also, I died and came back alive after seeing his pictures.
Some guys just won’t get it, fucking dumbass.

Some guys just won’t get it, fucking dumbass.