What do I do when I’m hungry?  Take a picture and hope that food appears right after this selfie.

What do I do when I’m hungry? Take a picture and hope that food appears right after this selfie.

I can’t..

Ummmmmmm after a year I just found out that one of my closest gal hooked up with a friend of ours in which she helped her turn bisexual 😫😩

My friends… I tell ya. But still A YEAR TO.TELL ME THIIS😔

No no no. This right here should be banned. #Fashionpolice

No no no. This right here should be banned. #Fashionpolice

Uhhhh I just finished watching the fault in our stars and I thought it was one of the worst movies I’ve watched.  

I didn’t cry a single bit and it was sooooooooooo predictable. 

I just found my ex- SEXY instructor

I just want to thank social network for making the word stalking much acceptable and easy to find someone in the 21th century!

Also, I died and came back alive after seeing his pictures.
Some guys just won’t get it, fucking dumbass.

Some guys just won’t get it, fucking dumbass.

About Saturday night….

I never thought I’d feel like an escort until Saturday night.

My cousin and her friend set me up without telling me about the beginning of the night which included hanging out with a football(soccer) player from the Chelsea club. Anyway, the girls ended up telling me that they were getting paid to hang out with this man for the night…
Y’all I was sooooo pissed cause I don’t care if you’re fucking Obama, my time is precious and I rather spend it on my loved ones for free rather than a ugly male and his crew.

Anyhow, I just let that night slide since we ended up going to a really cool place so I just got drunk and the end of the night was blurry.


So feeling like an escort checkmate

Trying to take a seductive picture is actually hard when you’re fucked up and smoking shisha picture at 447 AM

Trying to take a seductive picture is actually hard when you’re fucked up and smoking shisha picture at 447 AM

I’m soooooooooooo hungry someone come feed me

Y’all I’ve changed my Facebook status to in relationship and I was not aware that everyone cared that much lmao